i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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