Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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