I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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