like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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