Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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