He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i think i have herpe
just one?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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