i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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