i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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