Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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