Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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