no, he came in my armpit
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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