I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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