it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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