Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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