Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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