i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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