We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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