dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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