Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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