So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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