i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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