Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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