Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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