So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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