this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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