I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
