If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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