Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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