She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
only you would photoshop your dick
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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