I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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