I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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