do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i just google imaged poop.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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