i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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