I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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