You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
wow bdsm is so cute
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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