Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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