Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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