You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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