She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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