dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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