He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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