my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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