White coat. Heels.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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