just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
50% drunk capacity currently
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Let's get the cat blown out
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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