I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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