I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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