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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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