He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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