How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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