there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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