i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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