is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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