the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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