What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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