is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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